[Stews over insult, inability to communicate anger]
[Shakes fist; slams hand on nearby wall]
-Louis Braille »
Tim, Greg, and Barry— what are your versions of what happened with Darrelle Revis on Tuesday?
Tom, Samer, and Shep McAllister— you can go love yourself. »
I'm a free American individual, WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO WIPE THE SUBWAY EJACULATE OFF MY JACKET LaPEL FOR ME, TOO, BLOOMBERG »
God, I'm so goddam sick of these shameless, self-glorifying prostitutes, smiling as they drape themselves in whorish iniquity, posing and preening like they aren't way past their sell-by date. But hey, at least one of their freshmen got to take photographs with a porn actress. »
We consider this matter to now be closed. So, we'll be happy to take you somewhere else— we know a place just a few blocks away that's just as good for just a little more of your time. »
"JesusjesusjesusJESUS. Oh, good GOD, that's got me jumpy, now."
-Hunter Pence, reacting to a brushback pitch, someone in the second row screeching his name, a malfunctioning car alarm across the street, the yowling of a stray tomcat, whining drills from a construction site down the block, the first pitch of an… »
Cain: You are about to show me things that have not yet happened... but will happen in the time before us, is that so, Spirit?
Spirit: [Folds of cloak recede, as if nodding]
Cain: Lead on, then, Spirit. The night is waning fast. [Peers ahead into mist] I see... runners on second and third. With nobody out? And we're… »
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU! THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU, AND TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE DONE WRONG, AND SUGGEST, LIKE, A MILLION OTHER MOVIES THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED INSTEAD! »
Make light of it as is your wont, Tom, but... well, there's no other word for it— this is vulgar. Call me an old reactionary, but I far prefer the more dignified methode-de-celebration of my childhood, when fans would celebrate a Royals World Series appearance with a fitful, desultory three-decade dry-hump. »
Considering the ensuing troubles, I think everybody involved will concede that the decision to take these photos today was not a good Friday agreement. »
It's pretty obvious he has no interest in the rugby guy, if he's not even going to TRY
[Drops humor standards]
[Punts humor standards several yards away]
[Stands upright; points two fingers horizontally] »
It makes sense, y'know, considering that they are from San Francisco, so a good-sized portion of their fanbase is a little, y'know...
[Flips-flops loose wrist]
[Splays fingers colorfully]
[Shakes hand around rhythmically]
[Finishes spelling "dilettantes and bandwagon jumpers" in ASL] »