Quick logistical question: how should we contact you when/if we're out of e-contact during a particular week, or you're writhing in hellfire for organizing gambling on the Sabbath? »
Buzzing Pest: [Goes through weird, elaborate patterned movement]
Buzzing Pest: [Goes from side-to-side with great speed]
Buzzing Pest: [Moves around in confounding circles]
Buzzing Pest: [Shows off bright colors in crazy, seemingly-random dance]
Buzzing Pest: [Bounces whimsically to one side]
Buzzing Pest: [Bounces… »
Onlooker: [Whistles] Hoo-ey. Have you ever seen such a thing?
Old-timer: I've seen a lot 'round here... but don't reckon I have, no.
Onlooker: [Shields eyes] I mean, loogit that. What a flamin' wreck.
Old-timer: [Shakes head] Can't stand much more of that 'fore the whole thing just falls apart.
Onlooker: Right? What a… »
"I don't know. That sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse for passing over Bridgewater."
-Twin Cities civil engineers, 2007 »
Mercury Fan: Oh my GOD! That was nasty! She is nasty! Good Lord, that's frightening! Can you imagine being matched up with THAT? If I'm any other woman in this league, I want NO part of her!
Glory Johnson: [Frowns; sniffles, just a little] »
Are we sure that's a reading issue, and not just his brain reflexively ducking and slipping new ideas? »
How deeply bothered do you get about particularly egregious public abuses, as with Puffy's Notorious B.I.G. tribute? »
It's not even the interesting psychotics who do so, either. Just the buttoned-down, smile-too-hard, repress-the-shit-out-of-all-that-crazy-until-it-comes-busting-out-in-murderous-fashion-at-Bible-study kind. »
Torre: So... that's it. Joe has problems. Blah, blah, blah. [Grits teeth; frowns]
Doctor: Hey, Joe? All this? All this shit? It's not your fault.
Torre: Yeah, yeah. [Looks at floor]
Doctor: [Leans in] Look at me, Joe.
Torre: [Locks eyes with Doctor]
Doctor: It's not your fault.
Torre: All right.
Old Guy in Bar: Man, that little black girl is something.
Other Guy in Bar: My God, Matheny could use a girl like that, am I right?
Guy Wearing Rams Hat: Right? I mean, check out the arm she's packing! And that motion, as she rears back and fires—
Police Officer: [Wheels; shoots TV five times; removes nametag] »