Dungy: I was a bit surprised about the outcome here. When I last spoke to him, I did say that I noticed several matters that could become issues in the future. I did not wish to have direct involvement in those issues, but... [pauses] I certainly did not want to have a role in making those issues worse. If that was… » 7/22/14 2:22pm Yesterday 2:22pm

SMART FIXER-UPPER AVAILABLE TO RENT/BUY:

Terrible outside, sorta terrible inside, iffy downstairs, creaky upstairs, not so great for entertaining... but OH, THAT UTILITY SERVICE! Are you willing to pay way more than market rate? Just give it a good shot—
just one good shot for F*CK'S SAKE!— and it may eventually be… » 7/22/14 1:23pm Yesterday 1:23pm

You know what stinks? Rushing through the execution of a switcheroo dialogue joke, and getting everything right... except, y'know, the whole reveal.

It's SO not plain what my intent is here, is it?

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/star-wars-is-c... » 7/21/14 8:18pm Monday 8:18pm

Like I don't have enough cold bush in my life, right?

Y'know, as I live in a northernish clime, where winter frost often comes early and stays late, icing the shrubbery and putting a major damper on my wife's pussy-wet-itude. » 7/21/14 7:28pm Monday 7:28pm

Come on, guys. You were World Series champs and perennial division favorites a few years ago, then all of a sudden you're killing time playing a game for creaky, hairy old guys past the point of contributing anything useful... and NOW you're playing bullpen lawn-bowling? » 7/21/14 1:34pm Monday 1:34pm

Young Son: I don't get it.
Dad: See, long ago, there was this bad-guy Empire, right? And they were super-powerful, and they had all these powerful guys working for them, okay? And then, on the other side, there were these good guys, doing things the good-guy way, and they had all these crazy characters...
Young Son: » 7/21/14 9:53am Monday 9:53am