Buzzing Pest: [Goes through weird, elaborate patterned movement]
Buzzing Pest: [Goes from side-to-side with great speed]
Buzzing Pest: [Moves around in confounding circles]
Buzzing Pest: [Shows off bright colors in crazy, seemingly-random dance]
Buzzing Pest: [Bounces whimsically to one side]
Buzzing Pest: [Bounces… » 8/25/14 3:14pm 8/25/14 3:14pm

Onlooker: [Whistles] Hoo-ey. Have you ever seen such a thing?
Old-timer: I've seen a lot 'round here... but don't reckon I have, no.
Onlooker: [Shields eyes] I mean, loogit that. What a flamin' wreck.
Old-timer: [Shakes head] Can't stand much more of that 'fore the whole thing just falls apart.
Onlooker: Right? What a… » 8/25/14 1:43pm 8/25/14 1:43pm

Mercury Fan: Oh my GOD! That was nasty! She is nasty! Good Lord, that's frightening! Can you imagine being matched up with THAT? If I'm any other woman in this league, I want NO part of her!
Glory Johnson: [Frowns; sniffles, just a little] » 8/25/14 11:36am 8/25/14 11:36am

Torre: So... that's it. Joe has problems. Blah, blah, blah. [Grits teeth; frowns]
Doctor: Hey, Joe? All this? All this shit? It's not your fault.
Torre: Yeah, yeah. [Looks at floor]
Doctor: [Leans in] Look at me, Joe.
Torre: [Locks eyes with Doctor]
Doctor: It's not your fault.
Torre: All right.
Doctor: » 8/22/14 12:14pm 8/22/14 12:14pm

Old Guy in Bar: Man, that little black girl is something.
Other Guy in Bar: My God, Matheny could use a girl like that, am I right?
Guy Wearing Rams Hat: Right? I mean, check out the arm she's packing! And that motion, as she rears back and fires—
Police Officer: [Wheels; shoots TV five times; removes nametag] » 8/20/14 2:23pm 8/20/14 2:23pm