Cain: You are about to show me things that have not yet happened... but will happen in the time before us, is that so, Spirit?
Spirit: [Folds of cloak recede, as if nodding]
Cain: Lead on, then, Spirit. The night is waning fast. [Peers ahead into mist] I see... runners on second and third. With nobody out? And we're… » 10/22/14 3:10pm Today 3:10pm

Make light of it as is your wont, Tom, but... well, there's no other word for it— this is vulgar. Call me an old reactionary, but I far prefer the more dignified methode-de-celebration of my childhood, when fans would celebrate a Royals World Series appearance with a fitful, desultory three-decade dry-hump. » 10/17/14 8:04pm Friday 8:04pm

It makes sense, y'know, considering that they are from San Francisco, so a good-sized portion of their fanbase is a little, y'know...

[Flips-flops loose wrist]
[Splays fingers colorfully]
[Shakes hand around rhythmically]
[Finishes spelling "dilettantes and bandwagon jumpers" in ASL] » 10/16/14 10:24am 10/16/14 10:24am

"I'll be right over, bud— I just have to do some Liquid Cocaine shots, drive around in the dark for a while, open some beer bottles with my teeth, fill up on buffet sushi, jump off some roofs into backyard pools, set some farts on fire with a commercial butane lighter, subscribe to a bunch of CD-of-the-month clubs,… » 10/16/14 8:56am 10/16/14 8:56am

Serbian fan 1: [Stares, sneers]
Serbian fan 2: [Looks on; spits with murderous rage]
Serbian fan 3: [Tears shirt from chest; begins beating chest]
Serbian fan 1: [Shrieks at nobody in particular]
Serbian fan 2: [Punches air; accidentally clips female cousin of Serbian Fan 1]
Serbian fan 1: [Does not notice; continues… » 10/14/14 4:49pm 10/14/14 4:49pm

[Practices uncomfortable leg-grab repeatedly]
[Handles staff aggressively while making war-face, over and over]
[Works on holding untenable position for a surprisingly long time]
[Updates resume]
[Finally, finally ends up on camera, at MLB Network]

-Harold Reynolds » 10/09/14 2:58pm 10/09/14 2:58pm